The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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See through invisible people

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!