the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!