the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!