- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to speak in cursive

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to catch em all

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the power to see through bananas

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

Pointless Super Powers