The power to remove the power within.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power of exact change

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!