The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!