The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!