The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to fart flames

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to look through glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!