black people

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!