the power to bi ugly

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!