The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to walk through air.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!