the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to make elton john gay

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!