the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to speak brail.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!