- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to repel women.

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power to shower naked.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to sneeze scissors

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to ride a bike

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to swim on land

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to write in invisible ink

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

Pointless Super Powers