The power to ride a bike

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to swim on land

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!