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The power to have a power
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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head
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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.
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The power to be Helen Keller at will.
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The power to pee standing up
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The power of Being stupid
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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.
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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.
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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...
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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age
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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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The power to never finish your sente
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.
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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back
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The Power to Combust
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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror
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The power to snore.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!