The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!