The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to vote on useless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to hypnotize chickens

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -148

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!