The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power of love

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to troll.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!