The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to always hug people

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!