The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!