The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to die at will.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!