The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!