The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to eat food

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!