The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!