the power to fart terrible gas

The power to pee out blue

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

the power to convert farts into burps.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to transform into air.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to get older every second

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The power to never finish your sentences because

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!