Really bendy thumb

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to poke

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!