The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!