The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to yell through your nose

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power of love

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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ikawlhan forever

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!