The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to not Waste time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!