the power to die

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!