The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to think.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of exact change

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!