The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!