the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to die but once

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!