The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to die

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to shower naked.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to control your own mind.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!