The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to always hug people

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!