The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make glass clear

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black people

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!