TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

thumb_up thumb_down -107

the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to have 20/21 vision

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to like Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

thumb_up thumb_down

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to wear crocs.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

thumb_up thumb_down -88

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

power to orgasm over long distances

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to sh!t using your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!