The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to die

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!