- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly kill yourself

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

the power to pee on command

wast your time on the computer

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to exist

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers