the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to jump -50% higher

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!