the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of love

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!