The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Retractable Teeth

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!