The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get older every second

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i like pie.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!