the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Dejavu

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!