The power to shape shift into water

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through water

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to look through glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!