The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!