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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!