The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have a small penis

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power to have no power at all

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!