The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to hear morse code.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!