The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!