the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to shower naked.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to control your own mind.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!