The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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hey

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!