the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!