The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to make out of thin air

The ability to rape the willing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!