The power of Grayskull.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The Power to fart glitter

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!