The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to have a small penis

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!