the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to look through glass.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to shit in your eye

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!