The power to swallow instead of spid

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!