The power to talk to talking animals.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!