The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!