The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!