The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!