- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport into a wall

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to have a super power,

The power to make out of thin air

The ability to rape the willing.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to pee ants.

The power to do nothing

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

Liam Brudenell

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Pointless Super Powers