The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!