- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to have all the powers written in here

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to talk to dust

power to have no power at all

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to eat three times a day.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

Pointless Super Powers