The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!