The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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A healing punch

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!