the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!