The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look TV

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!