The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Immunity to medication

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!